Mattakunobaka Demotivational Poster
JAPAN - gets shit done.
MARINES - take the most expensive taxi in the world: the United States Navy.
WHERE WE'RE GOING - we don't need roads.
BOSTON POLICE - Amber Alerts Terrorism Alerts Zombie Alerts
IT'S NOT OVER YET, KIDS - We still have another 2,000 years of this to go. After all, Nostradamus' last prophecy is after 4000 A.D.
SUNDAY SCHOOL - Hey. . .shouldn't they be riding dinosaurs?
I'M GONNA FIND YOU - I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
HELP ME, OBI-WAN - You're my only Pope.
ANGER - Homey don't play dat.
HOSANNAH HEYSANNAH - Sannah Sannah Hosannah Heysannah Hosannah Hey JC JC's got a raptor for a steed Sannah Hosannah Hey Superstar
THE JONAS BROTHERS - circa 2025
IMAGE ON A CLOTHES IRON - She claims it's Jesus. I think it's the Predator. Choose wisely: your life (and soul) are at stake.
CHOICES - Sometimes they're easy to make. All you need is that last little nudge.
EXTINCTION THEORIES - Based upon biological, physical, chemical and astronomical evidence. All totally mistaken. It's always been time-travelling ninjas.
THE LAVA PEOPLE - They walk among us.
HEY, MOM! - Look what I found! Can I keep her?
PETER FALK - 1927-2011 Goodbye, Colombo. . .
DEATH - "I never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
SILVER SPRINGS - "I'll follow you down till the sound of my voice will haunt you." "You'll never get away from the sound of the woman who loves you." (Hmmm. . .I feel a 'Fatal Attraction' moment coming. . .)
CIGARETTES - When I was a kid, they said cigarettes would stunt my growth. So I didn't. Been smoking cigars over 50 years now.
THEY SEE ME GROWIN' - They hatin' Patrollin' They tryin' ta catch me ridin' dirty